i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
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its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”
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my boyfriend is like an iPhone 5
i dont have an iPhone 5
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